ONLY IN WYOMING!

I saw this on a friends blog and it made me think of my sister-in-law, Edie. Her and my brother Luke and their family live in California and will soon be moving to Wyoming. We are so excited about that, but of coarse Edie has a few concerns, one of which is the weather and specifically the COLD weather. She has this saying that totally cracks me up but it is soooooo true....."ONLY IN WYOMING"! We can't wait for you to get here, so here's to you Edie and "Only In Wyoming".

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wyoming plant gardens.60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wyoming sunbathe.50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.20 above Zero People in Miami all die. Folks in Wyoming close the windows. .Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wyoming get out their winter coats.10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.20 below zero:Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors.30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wyomingites get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Wyoming start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wyoming public schools will open 2 hours late